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Part 1: Twin Flame Signs & Effects

Crazy Is Normal
Dark Signs That You’ve Met Your Twin Flame
Cosmic Best Friends
Signs of True Twin Flame Love
A Few Types of Twin Flames
Twin Flames vs. Toxic Relationships
How Twin Flames Elevate Your Reality
This Isn’t Your Normal Relationship
What If You’re Married?
Twin Flames Can Be Platonic
Why Is Only One Twin Awakened?
5 Ways Twin Flame Love Is Different
The Feeling of Union
Grieving the Loss of a Twin Flame

Part 2: Transcend the Suffering

The Ancient Origin of the Twin Flame Concept
Your Twin Flame Calls You to Look Within
Twin Flames as a Catalyst
Embrace the Awakening
Twin Flame Meditation: How to Heal
It’s a Spiritual Awakening
Does It Matter Whether It’s a Real Twin Flame?
Use Your New Psychic Powers
Stop Trying to Make Sense of the Experience
Obsession Is Fine
Why the Runner Runs
Relationships with Others
When a Twin Flame Dies

Part 3: Find a Purpose in the Experience

Humanity Dreams of Twin Flames
Focus on Yourself
The Mirror of Your Soul
Union and Spiritual Work
Twin Flames Are an Experience
The Dilemma
While You Wait for Them to Wake Up
Believing Is Enough
The Real Definition of Union
Spread Love

Introduction: The Universe Wants Us to Laugh

Part 1: Metaphysical Malarkey
Welcome to Soul University
Same Shit, Different Life
I Wish I Was Dead, But Not in a Bad Way
No, You Didn’t Manifest Your House
You Exist but You Aren’t Real
How to Totally Lose Touch with Reality

Part 2: Sarcasm and Silliness
You Are a Soul Having a Sandwich Experience
Enlightenment Is Too Hard
Seeing Synchronicities? Do Nothing
Signs That the Universe Wants You to Eat a Sandwich
Will These Spirits Please Just Tell Me What They Want?
Twin Flames Must Be a Joke, Right?
Super Easy Spiritual Life Hacks
Secret Habits of Highly Spiritual People
I Don’t Need Another White Feather
Thoughts of Spiritually Awakened People
How to Convincingly Pretend That You Enjoy Being Alive
Why Don’t You Like My Jokes About Death?
‘Toxic Positivity’ Is an Oxymoron, You Moron

Part 3: Consciousness Is Corny
None of These Thoughts Are Even Mine!
Practice Mind-Emptiness, Not Mindfulness
Life Is a Puppet Show
Sandwiches Are the Best Part of Consciousness
The Irony of Searching Outside for What’s Inside
Can I Get a Vacation From Spirituality?
Health Schmealth
Be a Dog in Your Next Life

Introduction

1: The Basics
How Meditation Can Change Your World
What Can Happen in Meditation
Approaching Meditation with Intentions
Detoxing the Mind
Gain Back Mental Freedom
Save Your Own Life
Meditation Is Not Mindfulness

2: The Mess
Messy Meditation
Crying During Meditation
Thoughts, Feelings, and Falling Asleep
Sadness, Hopelessness, Darkness
Your Darkness Will Always Be There
Meditate for Healing
Sitting with the Pain
Meditation and Grief
Plug Into the Universe
Control Your Anxious Thoughts
There Is No “Right Way” to Meditate

3: Going Beyond
Go a Step Further Than Mindfulness
Meditate to Align with the Universe
Developing the Intuition
Only Your Mind Stands in Your Way
Re-Programming the Subconscious
Transcendental Experiences in Meditation
The Juicy Oneness
Move Your Mind to the Infinite
How I Healed in 2020
The Truth About Ego Death
You Can and Will Have Enlightenment
A Hack for When You Have Trouble Meditating